October 16 – Space Skank

Just one more train wreck under this administration: NASA’s sexy yet completely unsafe Make Space Great Again campaign. A post shared by aaron thomason (@aaron_t) on Oct 17, 2017 at 10:23am PDT Also on Relatively Average: Wine snob October 4 – Blockhead sharks October 12, 13 and 14 walk into a...

October 15 – Witches and Dice Boy

Esmeralda gets out so infrequently it’s extra annoying when some weirdo sits next to her. At least he’s not playing with one of those fidget-spinner things, but she’s considering turning dice-boy into a toad as a warning to the rest of the bar. A post shared by aaron thomason (@aaron_t) on Oct 15, 2017 at 12:48pm PDT Also on Relatively Average: October 9 – That mucus has to go somewhere Inktober Begins! And the second part of Inktober, Day...

October 14 – Poison Punks

Poison Punks act like real tough guys, but they have notoriously glass jaws. A post shared by aaron thomason (@aaron_t) on Oct 14, 2017 at 10:23pm PDT Also on Relatively Average: And the second part of Inktober, Day 1 October 3 – Vegan Vampire drawing mashup October 12, 13 and 14 walk into a...

October 12, 13 and 14 walk into a bar

Every year for guys night, Mummy hopes he’s got enough of his body back to finally hold his liquor – literally. Looks like he’s the DD again this year. A post shared by aaron thomason (@aaron_t) on Oct 14, 2017 at 9:31am PDT Also on Relatively Average: And the second part of Inktober, Day 1 October 12 – Our three headed dog Inktober...

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