Sucks to be him

Categories:  life, observations

On the evening of Monday, March 1, a poor guy in Montesano Washington crashed his car into a power pole, but escaped without injury. After he called his friends for a ride, he decided to relieve himself in the ditch when he accidentally urinated on the downed power line he didn’t see on the ground, electrocuting himself in the process.

The more I thought of how many unlucky things had to happen in sequence for this to happen, I came up with image:

It has since been determined that the man only touched the power line, causing the fatal electrocution, and only happened to be urinating at the time. That latest information would, of course, proportionally increase the size of the Murphy’s Law circle while decreasing the size of the Darwin’s Theory circle. That is, if this were in any way scientific.

I think there’s a market for these

Categories:  office life, rantsersize
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Ever had one of those “permanent earplugs” kind of days? Yeah, me too.